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2010-07-08T21:45:00.000-07:00

So here's the deal. I'm tired of bitchy people. I'm tired of people thinking they have problems, and bitching about them to a person who actually has problems. I'm tired of ass holes who think that their life is in the shitter. Well news flash to you: if you think your life sucks, it doesn't; if you think your live is great, it isn't. That's just the kind of world you live in. We are made to think that being a slut or man whore is cool, or owning a five hundred bedroom house where only two rooms are used is satisfactory. Seriously, how lonely does coming home to an empty bed feel? What about an empty house?

Anywho, through this blog I hope to display to you sad, sad people how things in life actually affect the teenager. NO, I'm not an extremely hormonal mother ranting about her children. I'm a teenager with feelings, okay? Seriously though. I really want to show everyone what actually goes through teenagers minds. Why do we do stuff like this? Why do we lie, party, and do illegal things behind out parents backs? Why do we strive for sex, even though it really does scare us inside? Why are all of these hormones attacking my brain at the same time!? Well no teenager actually thinks that. It's more like "Why do all of my friends hate me?" or "My period is coming. Fuck."

Should I explain a bit more about myself? It's already a few weeks into summer, four to be exact. I feel like my life is on the back burner. You know, still a bit of heat from the front burner, but still not enough to boil the eggs? Yeah I hope you understood that sexual reference. You're going to need a dirty mind to comprehend this blogger. Why am I using big words? It makes me feel special.

Yeah so I work a summer camp for kids. It's pretty chill. We have bonfires, we get drunk, we party. There have been no hookups yet, and I really wanted to be the first. I don't know who with exactly. All of the guys are either too manly (i.e. too much hair) or too feminine. It sucks, it really does. But why should I, a virgin, be thinking about boys and sex? Well, let me tell you something snooty reader, I am a teenager. It's what we do.

My family sucks. I mean, they literally suck. Have you ever read a text from your dad to your mother? Well let me tell you, my brain just sizzles with the things my father tells my mom. It makes me want to not think about sex so badly it's sad. I mean honestly? How does he think that is sexy. So yeah, I know that they suck. Oh, and once I found a tape of them. Yeah I was a snooty little scrounging child. But, who wasn't? I'm sure they told that toy under the bed was their 'special rocket ship.' Yeah, I bet they did.

So now you know all about my sarcastic and bitchy tendencies, you'll be ready for more tomorrow. Tomorrows Friday, and Saturday is a party. Can't wait to see what my mind will cook up next.

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